A Message Unto Thee
Christmas morning brings a miracle: a converted cartoonist. His family doesn't know whether to cheer or call an exorcist.
A Tale of True Pities
The ghost of Christmas Yet-To-Come shows a political cartoonist his worst-case scenario: A world in which he is miserable and alone, his job is given to a fascist cartoonist, and a dessert tragically dies of over-analysis.
The Non-Commercial Traveler
Elis is visited next by the Ghost of Christmas Present, a weary mall Santa with a union card and some inconvenient observations about holiday cheer.
Great Protestations
A militant political cartoonist is on track for a very un-merry Christmas season when he is visited in his dreams by the ghost of his own nostalgic past.
The Engagewich Horror
He’s going to kill the profit-haunting algorithm the only way he knows how: by posting a masterpiece so brilliant it’s completely un-monetizable.
The Metrics of Madness
Elis's sanitized editorial cartoon goes viral, and the algorithm that boosted it is hungry for more bland content.