A militant political cartoonist is on track for a very un-merry Christmas season when he is visited in his dreams by the ghost of his own nostalgic past.

He’s going to kill the profit-haunting algorithm the only way he knows how: by posting a masterpiece so brilliant it’s completely un-monetizable.

He was forced to sanitize his cartoon for clicks. He didn't know that doing so would unleash an Eldritch algorithm that feeds on bland content. This week, Elis struggles to maintain his sanity in the wake of the call of Clickthrulhu!

Elis's sanitized editorial cartoon goes viral, and the algorithm that boosted it is hungry for more bland content.

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